2003-08-07 - 12:57 a.m.
OH MY FREAKING GOSH! I LOVE THE WORLD TODAY! Is this a surprise? Probably not. EEEEEEEEEE!!! (I'm sorry I just had to get that out)
Okay. I need a new layout really bad. I'm getting fidgety. Plus, I feel lame having made about 10 designs of my own just sitting around and having someone else's on my site. That's just sad. Which, I am. In the pathetic sense, not the depressing one, but all you intellectual diary-land types knew that already. Yeahhh. I need more space for links, plus I'm looking to expand this so it displays some of my music and stuff too? I dunno if anybody would wanna come and listen to crappy stuff my band does though haha. I would at least like to get some comment on my lyrics. I need a layout that's a tad less like..."uber-happy" lol because I want to be able to expand my style a little bit and see what other kinds of stuff I can write. Don't worry, I'll always be me. (no kidding huh? nope, I'm changing my name to harry and moving to chile. with monkeys. sex change, the whole bit) I think the green might be hard to let go. It's a tragically nice color, don't you think? Wow this is getting borrriinngg...Onward!
AHhahahah! The dumbest thing happened today but it was so funny! okay...gumdrop and I are sitting at the table...with a basket of napkins and my little sister. And we were talking about how I am like, gumdrop's mom or something. How I help him pick out his socks practically, and then THIS hilarity happens...
Gumdrop:Okay, Who's a year and six months older than who here?
Me: Yeah! Well who is helping who pick out pants for school?! huh?!
Gumdrop, in a sudden stroke of comedic genius, grabs the napkin basket, overturns it on his gorgoues little head, smiles (dimples, yes) and says:
NOW WHO IS WEARING WHO'S NAPKINS?!
okay. maybe you had to be there.
I'm really happy about the quality of the people who have applied to review for spoons! They're all neat! I'm also psyched that I had an almost perfect response ratio to my guestbook pleas. I felt pretty pathetic having to ASK, but I figured that way I could try and rope in people who I enjoy...which brings us to...
THE DISCOVERY THAT YOU CAN INDEED HAVE A CRUSH ON A DIARY! AND I DO! I am madly crushing upon this diary. I like drooled when I read it.How weird am I? (okay, don't answer, thank you.) I think it was the fact that it was really diverse and stuff..and also that I'm not going to go around saying I'm crushing on some random person I don't know cuz of their diary! ouch ouch. That would be sad. It would bruise my delicate ego. If I can FIND my ego that is...here ego ego...sounds like I'm calling waffles if I say it long enough...oh yeah, crush. right. I think the fact that the writer is a self-proclaimed geek, can be funny, can be honest, and is always interesting (an activist! I'm like, melting into a sad little quiddle puddle here, while being so embarassed by the fact that I'm actually posting this where said boy will read. and yet not so embarassed that I won't push the little done button down at the bottom of the page) despite the fact that he doesn't think he is these things (humble, oh so humble.) Eh. But yes, I do have a crush on the diary. Enough about that, I've already reduced myself to hiding under a rock status for a good oh say, ten years. I'm so sad. (again, in the pathetic sense, but you knew that)
I washed my cat today. Well. Sort of. It was more like a freak accident involving newspaper, water, and something made loud noises and ran around in circles (me, not the cat, what were you thinking?) Oh. my. gosh. It was terrible. I ended up with fleas (the reason we were washing the freaking cat to begin with) and the words "Joe boxer panty sale" written on my knee and up my leg due to sitting in wet newsprint coaxing an equally frustrated and wet kitty. Poor thing. But STUPID! SO STUPID! I hate how you try and help animals and they don't get it. It's like...people. Gosh, we're all a bunch of kitty-cats. But I coulda told you that.
ergh.
Goodnight Diaryland. Try not to ramble about various diaries you may be developing crushes for, as it is just embarassing. Also, avoid sticking your face in the way of anyone thrusting a plunger, as having your entire face become an oversized hickey is not desirable. Oh yeah, and If we're all kitty-cats in the big world of feline-ness, quit tracking around that litter everywhere! It's so gross and it gets wet and sticks to things. You dirty little creatures. That is all. Bye.
