2003-08-18 - 11:44 p.m.
You know you're a pathetic goody-two-shoes virgin when you try and give someone the finger for the first time and end up with a peace sign...so close and yet so far...one more finger...
You also then know that you should give up your silly dreams of wild girl rebellion and tight leather pants in favor of dorky celibacy invloving spitting at people in mascot costumes. That is all. Over and out.
Goodnight diaryland, keep that index finger down for God's sake, don't actively visit the video rental place in the middle of the day, that's when the creeps get their porno and it's simply embarassing seeing them walk out proudly with their "Slippery Panty Raid" type piles of erotic crap, oh yeah, and keep smiling...it's healthy!
