2003-09-01 - 10:03 p.m.
I'VE BEEN GONE SO LONG, LOVES AND CRUMPET CRIERS!!!
School is a nightmare. However, it does lend quite a few comical things to chare...and some additions to the cats list (i have NO idea when I'll get around to that but w/e)
Ahhh so many new people. So many experiences. Let us begin with the aptly named Tie Man. Tie Man is a new addition to the teeennnyyy tiinnnyyy little thing that is quiddle's class. Yes, Tie Man is named such because he wore a tie (for no apparnet purpose because you most definitely do not have to) and then proceeded to get a pen stuck in this tie during English. Teacher woman who hates quiddle (must be my awful sense of humor) goes, "Dear you're being much too interesting over there, and it is quite distracting, whatever is the matter?" Tie man then goes on to tell that the pen had become entangled in his tie purely by accident, and he apologized for his interestingness and then coninued to be interesting as he fought the bloody beast out of said yellow tie. Yes. It was quite a scene and also the sort of thing to which the disclaimed "you had to be there" must be attached. In other news, I asked tie man to be my friend and he said yes, but I think he has since changed his mind since he saw me beating an innocent bystander with my binder in the hallway.
Thumbelina and I have been discovering it is very hard to concentrate when sitting behind Playskool, because after a particularly thoughtful statement made by our outstandingly intelligent teacher-man, he has a tendency to turn around and say dumb things to the effect of, "how bout them apples?" Yeah. I have prepared snappy comebacks having to due with pickles, but they have not been utilized as of today. Stay posted.
I've also realized that although you may have a seriously exciting lunchbox (rainbow/pink hello kitty) this does not guarantee and good day. How dissapointing. There was no disclaimer either! DIE SANRIO! How was I to know that pink hello kitty does not guarantee hapiness? Does it sound like something lent to gloom and depression?
RARH.
I've already done a number of stupid things (as expected, schoo, tends to increase their occourence) including falling down the stairs, walking into the wrong class (twice), and a variety of other mishaps.
Lastly, I would like to mention that there is a girl who picks her nose with her thumb and I find this hysterical. That is all.
Goodnight diaryland, do not eat comet, avoid falling down stairs and subsequently knocking over good-looking boys, and try very very very hard to resist giving your best male friend a wedgie in the middle of the hallway because though it seems like a good idea at the time, the consequences are not near worth the few moments of comedic bliss. Bye.
