2003-09-12 - 8:37 p.m.
Before this silly entry can spread it's wings and tickle the hearts of all who come across it's merry little drivel, I have something I want to refer you to. My acquaintance (sp?) Brett, has written a lovely entry in which he expresses himself quite beautifully. And while I don't COMPLETELY ON EVERY LITTLE DETAIL agree with his thoughts, I must say they are quite eloquently stated and he is very thoughtful. So here's your link: clicky click! Go read because Brett is gifted and nice and worth reading. okay? okay.
Now, this completely goes against Brett's lovely principle at the conclusion of his entry, but I must say, I completely believe in the care package and candy diffusion of problems method. yeah, but I'm also first class freakbag so...yeah.
I have totally exciting news. Butch. GREW! LIKE ABSOLUTELY NO JOKE SUDDENLY ATE HIS LUCKY CHARMS AND IS NOW ALMOST UP TO QUIDDLE JOLLY-GREEN-GIANT HEIGHTS!!! I'M PSYCHED!!! It's weird though because he still seems the same size, but he's taller. Like, you stand next to him, yeah, he's tall!!! WOO! and...dude, get this. His voice is changing. he reads in English and it cracks. I'm like, shocked. I've known him since 2nd grade, and he's worn the same size shirt ever since then but suddenly...GROWING! IT'S INCREDIBLE! I dunno, it's weird to notice somebody else's puberty, I know, and I'd be embarassed if somebody talked about how I got boobs in fourth grade, but I must say that even though this sounds hysterical and pathetic, I'm so happy for him! And I feel bad because all the other guy's voices cracked back in 7th grade, so it's a bit embarassing but who cares because this is a school full of weirdos and we all love eachother in our own weird way!!!! YEAH!!
Tie Man. Oh. wow. He sits next to me in this one class and he's kind of coming out of his shell (i'm so proud, i'm coaxing and it's working...it's like, my job in life.) and he thinks i'm so weird and I think he's so weird and it's like this beautiful symbiotic relationship...you know like that bird that picks the stuff out of the alligator thingy's teeth except don't worry I haven't gotten anywhere near his teeth and he's not an alligator! We watch this dumb video in the class and make fun of eachother for laughing at the different parts that we think aren't funny and it's great! AH!
DP ROCKS MY WORLD. Oh my gosh, I love her so much. We have this huge joke because there's this smelly little greek kid, let's call him Sofronio Cforbis..and he sat in front of me and behind her in Algebra I last year. He's a year younger, and so nobody knew him really except people in Algebra and band people...and one day we were in the locker room changing for gym class last year and we were talking about something about Algebra and randomly DP goes..."SOFRONIO CFORBIS!" for nooo reaassoonn. So we're all like...WHHHAATT??? She's like...wow were did that come from??? it was so. funny. So now we have this joke that we are secretly madly in love with hot little short greek kid body, and he's never washed greasy black hair, and his chubby cheeks. yes. It's quite amusing if I do say so myself. Anyway, I loff her dearly, because she is my friend, and we are going to go shopping due to our friendship. yes. I need friends and this is an exciting development.
In other news, my study hall teacher is such a crazy person (i originally put Nazi but I took it out b/c i thought that was disrespectful and might upset someone) that a girl in it is taking ALGEBRA II to avoid being in it. Today I sat with DP and she like, moved her tonuge around in her mouth the way you do when you have like a cut or something, you know, in your mouth and it bugs you so you can't leave it alone, and the lady is like...DP, ARE YOU EATING??? She was like, um...NO! lol...poor DP. She's the bestest ever and she needs to be my best friend now.
Today I almost had a spastic attack in Spanish beacause I was having sooo much trouble sitting still. It's the last period of the day, and trying to last through it is so hard for me. By then, I'm done, and any little bit of attention I have has been completely used. She's so gonna hate me by the end of this year, wow. I was giggling and moving my foot around and tapping my fingers and she asked me to stop and I did but then i would forget and start up again...EEE!!
Also in Spanish, we were discussing how it's easier to pick out big words and let your brain fill in the blanks, rather than giving up translating because you don't know what the first word in a sentence means. This got me all exicited because we have a new curriculmn this year, and I read the preface to the book, because it interested me...and so I got all quiddle-style excited, flailing about saying "IT SAID THAT IN THE PREFACE, I READ IT!!!" and for once, everyone listened to me thr first time, contrary to their usual way of mostly ignoring and then once i've said it for the 50th time, they tell me to shut up because it gets annoying. Well, this time the whole class got totally quiet...and Lugz turns around (he's usually so quiet!) and he says..."You read the PREFACE to the book?" and everyone is getting that "quiddle is psycho" look on their faces, I can see it creeping in, and they always make the same exact face right before they either laugh or make fun of me, and that's the critical moment, when their nostrils are kinda flared and they're eyebrows are slightly raised...so I sit there, like a slow motion play ion a football game, mind whizzing and looking for something clever to say that wouldn't ruin the glowing expression on the teacher's face (because, for goodness sakes, one of them read the PREFACE!) but wouldn't turn that pivitol face of my peers into one of "what a weirdo"...so, I say..."Well, actually, I think in this particular book it was termed a Foward" and everyone laughed, which was reliving, but the funny part was that afterwards AE was commenting upon how I read prefaces, but that didn't sound right, so we decided that i am quiddle, the girl who reads prefaci (like, nucleas isn't nucleases, it's nuclei?) I dunno, it was entertaining to say the least
I must be going now...
Goodnight diaryland, pay attention to how you walk when you are on an escalator, because many an unfortunate accident involving overly flowing dresses and poor walking behaviors has occured...although if I'm on the escalator, do it, cuz I've always wanted to press the emergency stop button. Also avoid sharpening pencils to the point of weaponry because if you have a past of instability, they will be taken away, and you will be bored and have a blank coloring book to look at. Lastly, do not try to start a sheep grower's club as an extra-curicullar, because you be used as an example at the next assembly. That is all. farewell.
