2003-09-17 - 6:03 p.m.
I CANNOT WRITE BECAUSE I LOST MY FUNNY!!! IT RAN AWAY AND I PUT UP POSTERS BUT NOBODY HAS RETURNED IT, DESPITE THE OFFERS OF COOKIES AND LOFF FOREVER TO THE RETURNER!!! ERRGGG!
I'm having a stupid brain fart, and my life was unfunny today and i need to go. But I wanted to let you know that I'm alive and that BRETT HAS BOOBIES ON HIS DIARY NOW!!!
Goodnight diaryland, don't touch things that belong to people you don't know because sometimes they get weird about it and get all mad and then you'll be embarassed!! Also, don't lick flagpoles when they're frozen, and don't ever really try and find out who let the dogs out, because the conclusions can be bothersome. Bye.
