2003-11-13 - 11:13 p.m.
I am back. This year has become one of catastrophic failures which have all given me plenty of time to mope about and be quiddle-like. I'll get to them eventually. However, allow me some time to slip back in, as I am a bit rusty. I trust the quiddle who is back is as good as the one who left. hrm.
Today in chorus I was edgy as it was, and the quite proud of her voice girl standing next to me was belting in the usual, awful way, like she always does. I wanted to cuz off my ears with a chainsaw and then force her to spend eternity listening to herself sing "Christmas Medly" over and over again. eeerrrggggggg. Anyway, I kind of freaked at her...and in an attempt to control myself, stabbed my pencil into the chair, only to leave a rather large hole in my chair. This distracted her and made her laugh (also a noise bound to make some lop off their pretty little ears) long enough for me to cover up and say I meant that the little freshman were terrible and should shut their traps before I stuff my chair down their throats. yeahh.
OH BY THE WAY...IM A GIRL! YEAH. IF YOU'RE AT THIS MOMENT SAYING..."OOPS" THEN YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU. EERRGG.
goodnight diaryland. Don't leave things floating in the pickle jar, your family will not allow you to make sandwiches anymore! Also, try and avoid singing offensive songs written by diary masters in supermarkets as this can get you banned to a lifetime of convenience store shopping due to the fact that the entire chain has banned you. Its worse than that time I emptied some toothpaste out of the bottle to SEE (whats so bad about THAT?) it and got flagged down by a 300-pound woman named betty. Sorry Betty. Had to buy the toothpaste...blech. It tasted so bad! Oh yeah, my point...don't do that. Basically, don't do anything that seems like something I might do, and you're good. Boring, but good. That's all. bye.
